I was reading jokes earlier today while trying to keep sane at work. The husband pointed this morning that I’ve been rather bitchy to him melancholic this week – the melodramatic mouse in action – so what better way to chase the blues away, but with a little humour.

Some men were discussing the Bible. They were wondering how many apples Adam and Eve ate in the Garden of Eden.

1st man: I think there was only one apple in the Garden.

2nd man: I think there were ten apples. Adam 8 and Eve ate 2.

3rd man: I think there were sixteen apples. Eve 8 and Adam 8 also.

4th man: I think all three of you are wrong. If Eve 8 and Adam 82, that would be a total of 90 apples.

5th man: You guys don’t know how to add at all. According to history, Eve 81 and Adam 82. That would be a total of 163 apples.

6th man: Wait a minute! If Eve 81 and Adam 812, that would make a total of 893 apples.

7th man: None of you guys understand the problem in the slightest. According to my figuring, if Eve 814 Adam and Adam 8124 Eve, that would be a total of 8,938 apples in the garden.

At that point all of the men gave up.

Did you suspect that it could have been a woman that wrote the joke above? This could be it.

Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.

And that explains it all. No pun intended to the boys *cheers*

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