the melodramatic mouse attempts to blog
In: It Sucks| Mother To Be| Pregnancy Symptoms| Pregnancy Updates
3 Feb 2010Unfortunately, I suspect that’s exactly what you’ll be calling me because I will simply become one. Though I don’t mind being called Phat Mama, but reality is often bitterly cold *humph*
Since September last year (16 weeks into my pregnancy), my weight has been going up, up and up *blaming it on the milk!* @#$%& (-__-||)
At first I didn’t worry much because I lost a few in the early months. But now after looking at other expecting friends — why are they so tiny?!? — I am fearing! I am gaining way too much for my small frame and the weight has been taking a toll on my tiny swollen feet *sobs*
This is what I ought to be
I’ve now exceeded it by 2.5kg and I’m not even due yet!

Want to know what’s yours? Calculate it >here<
I’m looking at another few kilos of weight gain in the next few weeks. Once I hit full term this weekend, I might be sky rocketing at 1kg per week. So if I were to deliver on my EDD at 40 weeks, I’ll possibly gain another 4kg. Making that a whooping Two-Zero-Kilo-Grams! *faints*
Btw, 29.96lbs is equaled to 13.59kg. So that means I’ll exceed by 6kg! How am I going to loose 15kg? That’s if the Fetal weight is 5kg. Else I might be looking at more *numbed*
I promise that I’ve not been eating for Two, if that’s what you’re wondering
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mel⋅o⋅dra⋅mat⋅ic
[mel-uh-druh-mat-ik]
–adjective
1. of, like, or befitting melodrama.
2. exaggerated and emotional or sentimental; sensational or sensationalized; overdramatic.
–noun
3. melodramatics, melodramatic writing or behavior.
mouse
[n. mous; v. mouz]
–noun
1. any similar small animal of various rodent and marsupial families.
2. a quiet, timid person.
3. Slang. a girl or woman.
4 Responses to Pregnancy Updates 38: Fat Mama!
hubby
February 4th, 2010 at 1:28 am
wifey, its only temporary ya! we’ll do a 6-month exercise bootcamp after baby pops out! then you be phat mama! XD
mellomouse
February 4th, 2010 at 10:30 am
then who take cares of LBJ while we busy bootcamping?
Joey
February 4th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Don’t worry, it just goes to show that LBJ is growing healthily. You’ll go back to your pre-pregnancy weight easily once you start breastfeeding.
mellomouse
February 4th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
LBJ is not really that heavy, so all the weight is actually mine! *faints*
I have fat genes, and I struggled with weight problem all my life. It’s gonna take a lot a lot of effort to get back to the old me